Yanobitch is also the magic lickable frog used by all shaman in their pursuit of the unknowable.

I was born at the very early age of two, from an egg, as my mother was on holiday in Ireland at the time, she was quite pleased when she came home and found me on the doorstep.

As a clan we are renown for our capabilities in the magic scene, and were easily recognized, because we were the smallest giants in the land. Also we had only one leg and therefore walked with a slight limp.

Dad sent me to Govan to study under the most illustrious wizard in the land, Mad Rab as he was fondly called who was without doubt a master of the old school. He was a 10th Dan of the original Saxto sect who dabbled in all the esoteric arts. Sex,levitation,spirit world, card sharp and even all the skills of snooker.

I decided to spend the next three fortnights studying the art of levitation at the hands of my master.

   BURNIE FIRE

This is one of the brides from one of  my previous  incarnations.It was in the year 1862,I remember it well, it rained for forty days and nights. During my numinous travels for my higher grades in magic and badly in  need of shelter from the storms I discovered,Leeli`s, cave.Entering into the darkness I created my magic light and beheld the Princess in the center of her web.She was two and a half feet in hight and was lit with an ethereal glow.Giving a scream of rage and hunger she leapt for my throat and bit hard killig me instantly. This would have been the end for mere mortals but not us yins.  Princess Leeli also had the ability of partial invisibility that was very handy for hiding from me when I wanted to do anything of interest.

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